You’re on holiday. She wants to go to the spa, you wanna go to the bar. No pasa nada hombre, just head to the beer spa.

Tucked away in Budapest, Hungary, lies the most orgasmic excursion we can possibly imagine. Booze baths full of hops, malt, yeast and beer salts await you in tubs filled with 36 degree hot medicinal water. 

“Hops are the most well-known ingredient of beer, so it’s no surprise they relax you”, say the founders of thermalbeerspa.com

“Malt contains Vitamin B, which is great for your skin and will leave you baby smooth. Then there’s the beer salt; this is a special salt we ship in from the Czech Republic. It has the standard ingredients of beer in it, plus it smells lush.”

You’ll be greeted by a bath master, who will lovingly stir the ingredients into your tub with a spoon and explain how to use the beer tap. Ingeniously placed right next to the bath, you can pull pints to your heart’s content for a full 45 minutes, all whilst soaking up those crucial vitamins and minerals. 

The only time you’ll be interrupted is to check the temp and get fed snacks. 

When you’re done, enjoy a relaxing massage or explore the various pools and saunas on offer. Winner!