Geordie Shore is back, and this time they’re swapping the Bigg Market for Bangkok, bringing their signature chaos to the Land of Smiles. To mark the occasion, I was front and centre at an exclusive event held at the iconic Thai Square in London. And let me tell you, it was a night more packed than a Magaluf club on a bank holiday weekend.
The evening was dripping with glamour, Geordie grit, and a splash of Thai culture. Guests mingled over plates of authentic Thai cuisine—think spring rolls as crisp as a fresh tan and curries hotter than Newcastle’s nightlife.
For dessert? Chocolate spiders. No, not the creepy-crawly kind, but rich, gooey bites that somehow made you feel fancy and ready to party at the same time. Drinks flowed like a Gaz Beadle one-liner. With everything from authentic Thai cocktails to alcohol-free options for the more restrained among us (yes, they exist!).
Rubbing shoulders with the stars of not just Geordie Shore but also Made in Chelsea and TOWIE. It was like the Avengers of British reality TV, but instead of saving the world, they were here to serve looks and bring the drama.
Highlight of the night was meeting Leah and James, Geordie Shore’s resident lovebirds who got engaged during the upcoming Thailand series. Love was definitely in the air as the pair chatted with me. Sharing stories of romance, reality TV antics, and how James managed to pop the question without getting distracted by flaming sambucas. Leah, as always, was stunning, and James? Well, what a gent.
The spotlight didn’t stop there. Enter Vicky Turner and Kyle Christie—icons in their own right. Kyle brought his signature cheeky grin, while Vicky was a walking masterclass in how to look flawless on a freezing January evening.
With Scotty T, the nation’s favourite Geordie bad lad, making a well overdue return to the series, you just know the Thailand stint is going to be TV dynamite.
Geordie Shore in Thailand feels like a match made in heaven—or at least a Full Moon Party. Imagine the crew swapping kebab shops for floating markets, vodka shots for buckets, and nightclub antics, well, probably just more nightclub antics.
The mix of exotic backdrops and unfiltered Geordie carnage promises a season that’ll have us glued to our screens, cringing, laughing, and secretly wishing we were invited to the party.
If the Thai Square event was anything to go by, this new series of Geordie Shore is set to deliver everything we’ve missed and more: mortal moments, outrageous outfits, and a bit of unexpected romance, It’s chaos, but the kind you can’t help but love.
Reality TV fans, clear your diaries. The Geordies are back, and they’re bringing the party to paradise.
