Rogue 1: Prince Andrew
Another close buddy of the Prince formerly known as HRH is in trouble. This time it’s a suspected Chinese spy. He’ll find another pal. No sweat.
Rogue 2: The guy who parked his £2 million Pagani super car on a busy pavement outside Harrods and just left it. On the plus side, he was slapped with a £130 yellow parking fine by an parking warden. Probably still cheaper than paying for parking in London.
Rogue 3: Creepy Gregg Wallace has not only been accused of harrassment, he had to then apologise for a rant he made trying to blame it on women of a certain age. It’s always the ones you least suspect, eh?
Rogue 4: Rasmus Hojlund and Amad Diallo make the gallery this month following their post-match row over “passing”. It was proper “handbags at dawn”.
Rogue 5: Elon Musk
Any excuse to avoid donating his entire wealth to end homelessness. Instead he called homeless folk violent drug zombies with dead eyes, and needles and human feces on the street.
Rogue 6: Barry Keoghan
The official reason for his split with Sabrina Carpenter is that the l”long-distane relationship didn’t work out”. The unofficial one rumor is that that the breakup was fueled by Keoghan allegedly cheating on her with OnlyFans influencer Breckie Hill.
