If you thought we’d hit peak weirdness, think again. The world has outdone itself with some truly bonkers launches and happenings this month. Grab a pint, sit back, and take a good sniff of this shit.
World’s First 3D-Printed Steak Hits the Market
In a bizarre yet groundbreaking twist for foodies and tech enthusiasts, an Israeli startup has launched the world’s first 3D-printed ribeye steak. Using lab-grown cells and 3D bio-printing technology, they’ve created a steak that’s designed to look, cook, and taste just like the real thing. Dubbed “ethical meat” by its creators, this innovation aims to reduce the environmental impact of traditional farming. Whether it’ll win over die-hard carnivores remains to be seen, but it’s definitely a juicy development.
AI-Powered Football Coaches Are Here
Ever screamed at the telly because your team’s manager made another questionable call? Well, those days might be over. A new AI-powered football coaching app claims it can predict game-winning strategies better than your favourite (or least favourite) Premier League manager. Dubbed “CoachBot 3000,” it analyses player stats, weather conditions, and even crowd vibes to recommend tactical decisions. Let’s hope it doesn’t start benching the fan-favourites for robots.
The World’s First "Invisible" Sunglasses
Gadget nerds, rejoice! A quirky startup has unveiled sunglasses that claim to be invisible. Well, sort of. Using fancy polarised lenses and some optical trickery, these specs make the frames disappear when viewed at certain angles. Perfect for those who’ve always wanted to feel like James Bond or just want to look ridiculously cool in the pub garden. They’ll set you back a few quid, but can you really put a price on looking like a legend?
Nicolas Cage Stars in a… Croissant Commercial?
If there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s Nicolas Cage being Nicolas Cage. The Hollywood enigma has just lent his iconic weirdness to a French croissant ad. Dressed as a time-travelling baker (yes, really), Cage delivers a monologue about the buttery perfection of a croissant while dodging medieval knights. Is it high art or high madness? You decide.
Guinness World Record: Man Eats 642.12 grams of Chicken Nuggets in 3 Minutes
Over in the States, a bloke has smashed the world record for the most chicken nuggets eaten in three minutes. Clocking in at a gut-busting 642.12 grams of nuggets (37 nuggets), this brave soul is either a legend or a cautionary tale for post-pub dining. Either way, we salute him.
That’s your dose of weird for this issue. Stay tuned for more bizarre news and gadget gossip, and in the meantime, maybe consider a 3D-printed steak for dinner. Or don’t. We won’t judge.
